Q: Are you going to pass all of your classes this semester?
Melissa: Well, let's put it this way: I have made peace with the thought of not graduating in May of 2011.
Q: Is this just senioritis, or is there something more going on?
Melissa: Can you repeat the question?
Q: Is this just senioritis, or is there something more going on?
Melissa: Um... can you rephrase the question?
Q: Is there something more than just senioritis going on?
Melissa: I still don't get it.
Q: Are you on drugs? Are you depressed? Are you eating? Are you sleeping? Are you sick?
Melissa: I have senioritis. Of course I'm sleeping. Of course I'm sick... sick of school.
Q: Are you on drugs?
Melissa: Caffeine is a drug. I'm addicted. I consume it everyday in large doses.
Q: What's your favorite class this semester?
Melissa: Are you asking which class I hate the least? If I didn't have to write news articles, I'd probably like my news reporting class a little.
Q: Have you given any thought to post-graduation?
Melissa: Yes. I'm planning a graduation party.
Q: What about grad school?
Melissa: I have enough credits to be a doctor. I don't think I need grad school.
Q: This is week 6 of school. How many hours do you think you've spent doing homework this semester so far?
Melissa: 3... maybe 4?!
Q: Do you consider yourself an underachiever?
Melissa: I consider myself a burnt out overachiever.
Q: What should you be doing right now?
Melissa: Completing my lab notebook, buying the textbooks I still haven't purchased, editing photos, finishing up the draft of my news article, eating lunch, or working on my independent study proposal. Cleaning would also be a great option.
Q: And what are you doing?
Melissa: Blogging.
Q: Is that a good use of your time?
Melissa: Bite me.
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