|Time of Death: 7:42 PM|
The living room is a crime scene right now. This poor defenseless bunny has been murdered. One suspect is in custody. Another one is at large... in the backyard barking at daffodils. It appears that this might have been a hate crime, but neither one of the suspects are talking. As you can see, an autopsy has been performed.
|"I didn't do it! I think it was a cotton overdose!"|