First things first, I am addicted to One Life to Live, again. I've been a soap opera junkie on and off for many, many years. In fact, I wanted to be a soap opera writer when I grew up. Actually, I still wouldn't mind doing that. You know your addiction may have gone a little too far when you're wide awake at 11:30 PM figuring out the storyline that took a twist you didn't expect. So, I checked out abc.go.com and sure enough - today's episode was posted! So, I watched it. Let me also say that I am heartbroken this show has been canceled and is going off the air in January.
A little alcohol sometimes gets people in trouble when they try to send text messages, or call an ex. In my case, a little case of insomnia leads to writing letters to ABC executives begging them to reconsider!
It's essential to take a break here and there, so in the midst of crying over Gigi's death (on OLTL that I totally did not see coming), I like to watch this dog over and over and over and over:
When I can no longer laugh at the poor dog, I like to browse other interesting videos people put up on YouTube. Like, Debbie's video bio for eHarmony. . .
WOW!! That's all I can say on that one. Moving on . . .
I've attempted taking off my free bracelets that I got in the ER. It would be a lot easier if I could find a damn pair of scissors. Man, I remember back in the day when I'd go to water parks or some place that gave you a wristband, I would have contests with myself to see how long I could keep them on. A wristband that said Noah's Ark - America's Largest Waterpark is so much cooler than the one I have broadcasting to the world that I am allergic to amoxicillin! And don't even get me started on the stupid paper one. It's paper!! Paper is supposed to rip.
Note to self: sharpen the damn knives in the kitchen! Cripes, girl! How do you cut anything with those?
Watch this again:
What bracelet? I want that dog!!!
Here's another one of my YouTube favorites!!! I'm sure everyone and their brother has seen this video:
I was actually thinking about this kid when they were sewing me up in the ER. I would just like to know why I didn't get what he got!! AND, I bet they gave him stickers and suckers. Growing up sucks, huh?
Okay... okay ... just one more time and I PROMISE I am going to go to sleep: