Clubs You Won't See At the Fair!!

There is a club fair going on tomorrow at Viterbo.  I'm sure all the clubs will be present.  Like the Bio-chem Club, the Psychology Club, the Garden Club, and the Education Club.

If you would like a preview of the clubs that will be there, you've come to the wrong place!  These are the clubs you probably won't see at school this year:

• Academic Probation Club
• Members must bring their letter from the Dean to sign up
• Must have a GPA below 2.0
• Underachiever's-R-Us
• Are you lazy? A procrastinator? A junior or a senior without a declared major?  Are you barely squeaking by?  Then this club is for you!!
•  Cross-Campus
• A little too out-of-shape for cross-country?  Join the Cross-Campus running/walking/crawling club.  Can't make it across campus?  No biggie!  Bicycles and mopeds are highly encouraged.  Practice once a month.  One run per semester.  (Running route goes from Murphy Center to the Mathy Center.)  
• Took a Shower in the Chem Lab Club
• The showers are there for safety!  If you had to use one, you belong in this club!  I'm also going to guess that you're a freshman.
• Freshman Fifteen-ers
• You know what this club is all about!! 
• Sophomore Seventy-ers
• The sister club of the Freshman Fifteen-ers!
• The "I've Had a Prof Bum a Smoke off Me" Club
• This club meets at The Recovery Room bar just about everyday!
•  The Stay In College for Life to Keep the Loans in Deferment Club
• Open to anyone who is fully committed to being a life-long learner for all the wrong reasons!
• Black Cloud Club
• Kind of like The Sunshine Club... but not really.